My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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