The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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