If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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