I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThere is no failure except in no longer trying.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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