The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDThere is no failure except in no longer trying.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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