When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDThere is no failure except in no longer trying.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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