It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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