If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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