University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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