Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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