My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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