Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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