The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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