Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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