The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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