Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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