We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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