If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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