Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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