Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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