Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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