I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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