The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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