Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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