We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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