No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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