The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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