Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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