The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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