A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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