The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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