One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDExecutive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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