If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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