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Happiness, at my age, is breathing

Joan Rivers

My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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Funny Humor Husband Marriage Myself
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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Better Grief Myself
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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Cry Different Funeral Myself Sound
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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Alone Company Myself
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Funny Happiness Key Life Money People
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

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