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You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Joan Rivers

Happiness, at my age, is breathing
JOAN RIVERS

Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
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Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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Animal Born Mom Oneself
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Myself Smoke Time
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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Better Grief Myself
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
JOAN RIVERS

Eat Food Yourself
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Believe Greatness Marriage People Scare
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
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Daughter Hate Herself Himself Myself

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