If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNSIt’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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