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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Age Fidteenm Cigar Hold Smoke Something
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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