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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

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