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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

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