Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
GEORGE BURNSAt my age flowers scare me.
More George Burns Quotes
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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