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At my age flowers scare me.

George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Get Help Old Older
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing

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