Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSAt my age flowers scare me.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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