Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNSAt my age flowers scare me.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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