If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
More George Burns Quotes
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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