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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple

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