I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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