I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNSIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
More George Burns Quotes
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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