I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNSI would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
More George Burns Quotes
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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