You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNSI would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
More George Burns Quotes
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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