Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
More George Burns Quotes
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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