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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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Believe Besides Book Die Down Exist New Now
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick

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