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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Access Failure Hate Rather Something
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Be Know Learn Quick Wise
If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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And Bad Enough Good IT Pay Script
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick

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