I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
More George Burns Quotes
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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