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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.

George Burns

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNS

Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNS

Age Anywhere Here Nice
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
GEORGE BURNS

Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNS

Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
GEORGE BURNS

Air Clean Dirty Remember Sex
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
GEORGE BURNS

Get Help Old Older
How can I die? I’m booked.
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