You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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