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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.

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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Another Care City Close Family Happiness Knit Large Love
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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Down Finally First Forget Name Net Pull Zipper
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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One Spent Sunday Town Year
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
How can I die? I’m booked.
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Book Die How
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Bad Busy Country Cut Drive Hair Know People Run Taxicab
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honesty Important Made Most Thing
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used

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