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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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All Bad Country Cut Hair Know People Run Taxicab Too
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Please Simple
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Age Cigar Holder Just Now Put Thrill
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Fake Got Honest That Trouble

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