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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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