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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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