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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Frank Zappa

You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell

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