The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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