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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Frank Zappa

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell

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