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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote

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