I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the only religion that delivers the goods.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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So many books, so little time.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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