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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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