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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Life Reality

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