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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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