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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents

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