The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPAThe only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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