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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time

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