Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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One size does not fit all.
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