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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic

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