The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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One and one is eleven.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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So many books, so little time.
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