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Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick

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