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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Frank Zappa

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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