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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song

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