If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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One and one is eleven.
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