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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

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