Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAIt’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAThe closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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