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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Frank Zappa

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

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