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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

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