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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Frank Zappa

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

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