To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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