Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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So many books, so little time.
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One and one is eleven.
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