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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

Frank Zappa

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom

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