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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion

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