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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

Frank Zappa

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health

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