If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPAA drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPAI’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAThe most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAThe difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPAWhy do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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