May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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One size does not fit all.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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One and one is eleven.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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