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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect

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