Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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