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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.

Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Music Physical
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power

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