My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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