Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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