The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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