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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

Frank Zappa

Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth

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