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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library

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