If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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One and one is eleven.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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