A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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