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One and one is eleven.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality

One and one is eleven.

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