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One and one is eleven.

Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick

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