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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

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