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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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