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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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