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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom

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