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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA

Happiness Music People Rich Smart

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