Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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So many books, so little time.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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One and one is eleven.
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