To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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