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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Frank Zappa

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe

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