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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Frank Zappa

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics

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