Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
FRAN LEBOWITZOriginal thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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