I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZOriginal thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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