In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZIn real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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