Nothing succeeds like address.
FRAN LEBOWITZIn real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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