Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
FRAN LEBOWITZIn real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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