Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
FRAN LEBOWITZNature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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