Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZIn the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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