In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZEven when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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