Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
FRAN LEBOWITZIfyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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