Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZCalling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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