You’re only as good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZWhen you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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