Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
FRAN LEBOWITZSuccess didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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