Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
FRAN LEBOWITZSuccess didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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