Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZThere is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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