Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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