I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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