I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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