Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZI place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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