You’re only as good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZI place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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