Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
ERMA BOMBECKIf I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Children make your life important.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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