I’ve always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
EMO PHILIPSI’ve always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
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I’d be in the backyard minding my own business. The other kids would call me names, like meatball head or neo-Calvinist. I’d run after them, but lucky for them the chain would snap my neck back.
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I’m learning Cuban. It’s like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
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The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
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I’m filthy stinking rich – well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.
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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.
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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: ‘A truck!’
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there’s no tomorrow.
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My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn’t have sex quite so often.
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