I tried body surfing once, but how often do you find a corpse?
EMO PHILIPS
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.
More Emo Philips Quotes
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I tried body surfing once, but how often do you find a corpse?
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I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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I’ve always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
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Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
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One man’s pet-stained carpet is another man’s Twister game.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they’re just as scared of me.
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I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.
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The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
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I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
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My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid…and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.
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When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
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Not everybody hates me. Only the people who’ve met me.
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I’m not as good a swimmer as I used to be – thanks to evolution.
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