Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
DOROTHY PARKERIf you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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