The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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