I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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