By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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