Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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