It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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