Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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